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   messageicon Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:37 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:38 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:41 by cj Comments (4)  


   messageicon girls have unique powers they get wet without water, bleed without an injury & make boneless things get hard.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:18 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon No more b!tch pills for YOU miss crabby A$$
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:22 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be the girl of us two, but I think I've proven I've got way more balls.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:23 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon So put that in your juice box and suck it!
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:27 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Tylenol, duct tape and a band-aid can't fix it...you've got serious problems.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:28 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earthquake in Mexico. 50,000 dead. England sending money, France sending food, US sending Replacement Mexicans. Pack your sh!t up, you're going home.
←Rate | 04-13-2010 17:24 by cj Comments (9)  


   messageicon I don't get drunk .. I get AWESOME!!
←Rate | 04-21-2010 14:09 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The international symbol for marriage is a white flag.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 15:42 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it's not a trap door.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:01 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon He always has the same expression on his face; “only a mother could love.”
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:03 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say humans evolved from apes but there are some people who make you reconsider.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:05 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:06 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!
←Rate | 05-11-2010 16:39 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 16:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the game doesn't freeze every 6 minutes, then you're not watching FOX.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 17:08 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 15:41 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Used to have a life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:48 by CJ Comments (0)  




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