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   messageicon There's always a truth behind "JUST KIDDING", a little emotion behind "I DON'T CARE", a little pain behind "IT'S OKAY", a little "I NEED U" behind "LEAVE ME ALONE
←Rate | 06-06-2010 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:16 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:26 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father
←Rate | 06-15-2010 21:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you
←Rate | 06-16-2010 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave
←Rate | 06-22-2010 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...
←Rate | 06-23-2010 14:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..
←Rate | 06-23-2010 15:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", a little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "It's okay"!
←Rate | 07-04-2010 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)
←Rate | 07-07-2010 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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