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   messageicon For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 17:02 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? Please say tomorrow
←Rate | 04-20-2015 14:27 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
←Rate | 11-11-2014 15:55 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wedding cake…One last reminder of what it was like to shove something in her mouth.
←Rate | 08-29-2014 16:08 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw myself naked in the mirror and now my hand isn't in the mood
←Rate | 07-22-2015 15:03 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don't know how many pills to take.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 09:54 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one thing about this group of presidential candidates that we can all agree on is that none of them are fuckable.
←Rate | 02-15-2016 12:53 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the relationship is over when you have to buy your stuff back from a garage sale...
←Rate | 05-15-2015 04:20 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is loosely based on a true story.
←Rate | 05-21-2015 06:50 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been coughing all night & day, can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie.
←Rate | 12-20-2014 07:30 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hot singles in your area wish you would turn up the air conditioning.
←Rate | 06-07-2015 15:26 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want for christmas is to keep the things i've got.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 07:15 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me, don't get Guinea Pigs. They're a lot of work for relatively little meat.
←Rate | 06-20-2016 07:24 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::
←Rate | 04-10-2016 05:28 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 12:35 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I shake it too hard & a drop of pee hits me in the face. These guys probably think it's my first day as a bathroom attendant.
←Rate | 12-30-2014 15:17 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend asks you to role play 'doctors and nurses' in the bedroom, don't diagnose her with down-syndrome. Trust me on this.
←Rate | 08-16-2015 05:54 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
←Rate | 07-02-2015 05:54 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
←Rate | 03-26-2016 06:20 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when my kid starts crying in the middle of the night and I have to get up to close the bedroom door.
←Rate | 03-24-2015 20:29 by Nipper Comments (0)  




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