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   messageicon It should be against the rules to post anything depressing on Facebook. Shout out to a deceased relative, ok. But no one cares if your goldfish is sick and you hate your life. I dont even care if my goldfish is sick.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 14:28 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign says "Smoke Free" That's Good.. I hate the places that charge you to smoke!!!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:19 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever keeps shaking the snowglobe.... "STOP!"
←Rate | 12-05-2010 14:14 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest I am to having any "Swag" is the Old Spice Swagger deodorant, sitting in my bathroom cabinet.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 07:11 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tone Loc arrested for domestic violence, he shouldn't of drank that Funky Cold Medina!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 07:21 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon That cat had more yards the. Jason Witten 🤪❤️
←Rate | 11-04-2019 23:46 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just recieved my "Magic Jack" as seen on TV. It's important to listen and pay attention. Evidently this "Magic Jack" is some phone/internet crap!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 22:27 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know we're getting lazy as people when you see "ready in 5 minutes" and you roll your eyes
←Rate | 10-25-2011 14:58 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lebron needs to start asking himself WWJD ( what would Jordan Do?)
←Rate | 06-12-2011 13:49 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves getting the mail at 3:30 in the afternoon. If my postman were any lazier I'd say he was Puerto Rican
←Rate | 04-20-2012 15:33 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think as many hours as I put in I should be able to put fantasy football team owner on my resume
←Rate | 10-21-2011 14:19 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 19:51 by Chris Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't know what makes my friend more a loser the fact that I found a Rihanna's cd in his car or the fact that he always likes his own facebook status.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 15:49 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon was looking through my wallet and found the condom I had in there has a hole poked in it...touche gas station attendant
←Rate | 08-24-2010 17:51 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone wonder why Internet explorer 9 has commercials? When it comes with every computer anyway, and its free to download?
←Rate | 05-09-2012 01:27 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earthquake- 1 ......my pants- 0 .....who knew that the earthquake would cause a mudslide.........
←Rate | 08-23-2011 15:41 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cars really exploded as easily as they do in movie's, I wouldn't have made it hope from the delivery room.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 03:35 by CHris Comments (0)  



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