love Funny Status Messages

   Brain: Don’t press send! Heart: But, we’re in love. Brain: We only met her yesterday!

   Love conquers all things, except poverty and a toothache.

   A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

   When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

   Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.

   I love you, but I’ve chosen Rock & Roll.

   Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.

   If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

   Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

   I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.

   The best Safeword you can use is "Meatloaf." It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

   Next time a telemarketer calls, hit 'em with an "I love you" right off the bat. Just keep saying it, no matter what they say..

   what happens if the bachelor chooses to love himself

   I love coffee, but if someone with a British accent offers me crumpets and tea, l would totally cheat.

   Before you fall in Love with a girl with sparkling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head

   Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.

   I love dieting I'm actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Mexican.

   I love Bruce Lee because he studied art and poetry and decided the most beautiful form of self expression is punching someone in the face

   I love how flat-earthers believes the other planets around us are round.

   I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder.