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   messageicon ahhh! The life of an overworked Zombie
←Rate | 09-08-2010 21:25 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what if we find out tha Charlie Sheen has been right all along, and the rest of us have been wrong?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:30 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rest in Peace Sheriff Taylor.. You will be remembered and loved.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 12:12 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of all the lies I've told in my life, "just kidding" is probably my favorite..
←Rate | 11-23-2012 13:13 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really should bring the chair at work home with me so I can get some sleep at night...
←Rate | 09-12-2011 00:29 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon You couldn't chain me up and drag me into a WalMart today!
←Rate | 11-23-2012 13:10 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just googled, "Gift ideas for wife" One website suggested a cooking class. They must have thought I meant, "Gift ideas for wife if you want to sleep on the couch forever."
←Rate | 12-10-2012 00:17 by Timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I would have got a new cell phone from Santa this year.. This rotary texting is really a drag.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 20:31 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made your butt crack up and down because if it were sideways, when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubufubufbufbufbuf
←Rate | 01-15-2011 10:51 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just caught a glimpse of the supermoon coming from behind the clouds.. It looked like..... the moon!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 23:45 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna have to go fight the holiday crowds at Wal-Mart. hmm.. Long Bow or Broad Sword?
←Rate | 12-20-2010 10:35 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just turned the news on and they were talking about Justin Beiber getting a haircut. Really? The world is going to hell in a hand basket.. but Justin Beiber got a haircut.. Who gives a rip??
←Rate | 02-23-2011 12:18 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw where the movie "Ground Hog Day" is coming on tonight.. Oh.. Wait a minute.. That's President Obama's job speech.. sorry
←Rate | 09-08-2011 07:43 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or does el Chapo sound like a low budget Mexican Restauraunt? Where ya wanna go eat? I duuno.. Let's try el Chapo's
←Rate | 01-12-2016 03:56 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quote of the week "Tactically, it's all going as planned.." Qaddafi
←Rate | 08-24-2011 07:20 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went out and witnessed the transit of venus.. Now I have no retinas...
←Rate | 06-05-2012 19:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon seeing William and Harry all decked out in their uniforms yesterday.. I kept expecting them to break into that Sondheim tune from "Into The Woods" AGONY!
←Rate | 04-30-2011 14:40 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my winks and happy faces are split.. and continued on the next line :-/
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing aggravates me more than to hear a career politician say, "I am not a career politician."
←Rate | 12-29-2011 11:48 by Timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got out of bed and decided I'd trim that annoying hair on my eyebrow that kept getting in my eye last night... Now I have half an eyebrow
←Rate | 01-16-2013 08:19 by timboss Comments (0)  



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