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   messageicon Now that Lance has come clean, maybe he's qualified to be elected to the House or Senate..
←Rate | 01-19-2013 02:13 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out my Homeowner's Insurance policy does not have adequate roof coverage that covers Meteors. It never ends.....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 12:46 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the rush to run out and stock up on Twinkee's, I've invested my money this morning into insulin. Who's a thinking?
←Rate | 11-16-2012 12:10 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish for once they'd kill that Harry Potter.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:46 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try
←Rate | 07-29-2014 12:22 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Iggy Pop perform on American Idol, Steven Tyler is probably thinking I'm going home and eating a sandwich.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 01:44 by rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Homeland security says the informat they have is a good source. Sounds to me the source may be part of the problem.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 17:19 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duck Commander releases new pen*s shape duck call just in time for the holidays.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 09:20 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those days when you don't give a rats ass only to find that you pleased a rat ?
←Rate | 05-02-2014 11:42 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else having technical problems on Facebook? Just checking before I call 911...
←Rate | 08-14-2014 12:00 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every year at this time I question who decided this Halloween candy is the "Fun" size. These people must really live a boring existence.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 21:36 by rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(
←Rate | 12-05-2017 00:50 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.
←Rate | 10-22-2021 12:12 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...
←Rate | 04-29-2022 19:36 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.
←Rate | 01-03-2024 13:52 by Rick Comments (0)  



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