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   messageicon That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked
←Rate | 06-07-2011 13:33 by ptv Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why aren't we winning the battle to prevent STD's? For the same reasons the sex positions app is ranked higher in the android market than the anti virus app lol
←Rate | 12-27-2011 20:10 by ptv Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had this crazy dream that I was on facebook writing about how I hate my insomnia. Oh wait (posted at 2am)
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:35 by ptv Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's a drinking game for you; take a drink every time someone posts "happy new year" on your Facebook. Make sure you aren't driving after this game because you will likely have too many friends stating the obvious.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:03 by ptv Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎1. Go to Google maps. 2. Go to 35 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. 3. Click street view. 4. Turn the view around. 5. ??? 6. lol
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by ptv Comments (2)  

   messageicon White Castle; because I like my chicken in the form of cheerio's
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:20 by ptv Comments (0)  


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