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   messageicon I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 16:32 by jimmycos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think, next year at this time I will be able to say Happy 2012, but with an evil grin on my face,
←Rate | 01-01-2011 15:30 by JimmyCos Comments (2)  


   messageicon What is the most spontaneous thing you plan on doing?
←Rate | 03-28-2011 10:08 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took a train home. Now I don't know how to get it back on the rails...
←Rate | 08-06-2015 17:31 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...
←Rate | 10-27-2013 20:02 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had so many great women in my life, yet I don't know where they're at... at least that's what I told the cops ;)
←Rate | 08-14-2012 03:04 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd play Monopoly but I am afraid of the commitment...
←Rate | 06-19-2013 16:29 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel sorry for Perrier water, they were the only ones for a long time...
←Rate | 11-13-2013 21:25 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  



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