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   messageicon 1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 13:26 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon Eyjafjallajokull is more like a baby typing on a computer than a volcano!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 23:06 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 01:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:54 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 00:58 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger Woods is doing so well at the Master's, you might think he was cheating!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 21:00 by geez Comments (2)  


   messageicon Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!
←Rate | 05-24-2010 15:10 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
←Rate | 07-11-2010 13:55 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon World Cup Finals... Its Heineken vs. Sangria. screw it, lets get drunk!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:09 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever look at girls' pictures on facebook and feel them up with your cursor??? --uhhh, either do i!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 19:55 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged... I would just start yelling out letters!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:15 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I ordered a Big Mac at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
←Rate | 09-01-2010 00:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stood in front of a mirror for 10 minutes to watch myself blink... I missed it everytime!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:36 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:24 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Lebron is going to take mental notes on everyone who's been taking shots at him this summer... I mean, if it was actual notes, with like a pen and paper, I might be scared! but since it's mental notes... nothing to worry about!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 15:25 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
←Rate | 07-25-2010 20:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say that I'm wasting my life playing all these video games... thats ok, I still have more lives!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 16:31 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats everybody worried about with Gilbert Arenas...its not like he can shoot anymore!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 22:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never realized how many people I hate until I got on facebook...
←Rate | 07-19-2010 17:20 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas stations and the attendant spilled it... why am I not surprised!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 14:42 by geez Comments (0)  



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