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   messageicon Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 14:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I can no longer "drop it like it's hot", so I "squat like it's warm".
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say guess what.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 11:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (4)  


   messageicon You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:36 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When did "wear something green" turn into "dress like an idiot?"
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just got a text from a wrong number that said "I think my ex is stalking my friends"... so I replied back "No I'm not."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 21:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3 hours.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking doesn't make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them...
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:16 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 16:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have kids, your life is kids. If you don't, your life is going out to eat and buying electronics.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:20 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook: Stop being like my mom and suggesting people for me to be friends with.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 19:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup...
←Rate | 02-22-2011 15:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that IS the IQ test.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:32 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  



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