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   messageicon At work, when you don't know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 09:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 14:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just got a text from a wrong number that said "I think my ex is stalking my friends"... so I replied back "No I'm not."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 21:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can no longer "drop it like it's hot", so I "squat like it's warm".
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Drinking doesn't make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them...
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:16 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (4)  

   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When did "wear something green" turn into "dress like an idiot?"
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Dear Facebook: Stop being like my mom and suggesting people for me to be friends with.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon we all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"
←Rate | 02-28-2011 18:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 12:49 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'm waiting till the iPad 1,473 comes out because it will fly you to the moon while you surf the internet.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:24 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 16:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have kids, your life is kids. If you don't, your life is going out to eat and buying electronics.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:20 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

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