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   messageicon Girls just wanna have funds
←Rate | 01-30-2013 05:21 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:47 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon If watching the big-screen TV with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy...
←Rate | 11-29-2013 12:47 by YODA Comments (1)  


   messageicon I confess, for years I thought "assless chaps" were skinny British dudes
←Rate | 11-10-2013 18:21 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The party's not over 'till you smile for the mugshot. ;-p
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:10 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright
←Rate | 03-26-2013 17:40 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey lady in the other car, eating and talking on your cell phone. It's called a Ford Focus...not a Ford Multi-task
←Rate | 11-13-2013 08:39 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. Lou Reed... hope you're now taking a walk on the wild side....
←Rate | 10-27-2013 16:00 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon it sucks when you forget to shake the ketchup and you get the gross juice all over your fries..
←Rate | 04-15-2013 10:18 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember my first crush... It was orange
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:51 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food
←Rate | 11-11-2013 22:44 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be a Disney Princess... Mostly so I would have random animals help me with my housework
←Rate | 03-26-2013 17:39 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sitting here watching the "Biggest Loser" season finale... uh, thought I would see the Broncos....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 22:23 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna know about people you don't need in you life? Post something with a misspelling and see how fast they "must" correct you
←Rate | 06-12-2014 23:18 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist...
←Rate | 01-18-2013 14:51 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure, I'll show up at your vegetarian Halloween Party... I'll be coming as the invisible man....
←Rate | 10-28-2014 20:05 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon The besth thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:02 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life can sometimes be like photography… you need the "negatives" to "develop"
←Rate | 09-05-2013 22:33 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!
←Rate | 04-29-2016 08:44 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is "White History" month?
←Rate | 02-10-2014 17:09 by YODA Comments (0)  


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