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   messageicon Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 06:33 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a bumper sticker that said Distracted drivers crash, hang up and drive. Then I crashed into him because I was reading the sticker.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 14:20 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Work would be so much better if there was nap time, recess, and gym.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 00:25 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a flannel sweater for the 9th year in a row. Thanks mom! Can't wait to see what I get next year.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 21:57 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you want people to accept you as you are? Or do you want them to like you?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:26 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 18:47 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. A friend or money?
←Rate | 01-20-2011 09:43 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you alot and think of you often.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 11:12 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon (1)Google Translate (2)Type,"Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" (3)Eng 2 Vietnamese (4)Copy/Paste the Vietnamese Words (5)Vietnamese 2 English
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:31 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 07:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:50 by Will Comments (7)  


   messageicon It's going to be really funny watching 2012 in 2013.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 06:36 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 08:54 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:18 by Will Comments (4)  


   messageicon Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:04 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
←Rate | 01-26-2011 06:43 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Algebra, All year you made me try to find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please get over it and move on!!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:43 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:21 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:42 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:36 by Will Comments (4)  



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