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   messageicon Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:50 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:30 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually '
←Rate | 11-16-2011 11:15 by SEANaTHON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its New Years... I just dont understand why people feel the need that they have to go out and get sh!tfaced and not remember ringing in the New Year..Well I guess I should finish these beers and get back to work. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 12:24 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh no! Just got an Android phone..And I dont know how to copy an paste! All my friends must think I'm dead!
←Rate | 11-04-2011 16:59 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon People now a days throw the word love around like its a goddamn frisbee! How are you going to start dating someone and 4 days later post how much you love them? B!tch you dont even know them!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 12:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry but I dont understand some wh!te people...They are the only type of people I see in 20 degree weather wearing sock and sandels with shorts on acting like its f*ckin summertime..
←Rate | 12-29-2011 10:02 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I know why women get so pissed about the toliet seat being left up...MAN! That toliet water is cold!
←Rate | 11-02-2011 19:30 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 21:09 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..
←Rate | 10-26-2011 18:31 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've learned a lot from women...Especially how to get out of a speeding ticket..Like crying for instance... It just doesnt work for women... Totally freaks the pol!ce out seein a man cry
←Rate | 11-29-2011 14:18 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:48 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black guys from other countries aren't really "Black Guys"
←Rate | 10-18-2011 22:29 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:11 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont care if you are family... And we have 100 mutal friends...I still dont know who the hell you are...So dont send me a friend request!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 22:07 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Facebook is now Rated...NC-17?!
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:02 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  




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