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   messageicon Unemployment is up but so are Michelle Obama's BANGS.....
←Rate | 01-22-2013 23:40 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just anounced if you own a MAC you can now access the Obamacare website
←Rate | 11-19-2013 21:42 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon My typical morning where I can turn water into coffee!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Florida where you literally get a grave built-in to your house...
←Rate | 03-08-2013 00:12 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Desperate Housewives is on my TV.... I am DESPERATE trying to find the remote to turn this crap off!!
←Rate | 03-12-2012 00:36 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moon is so red tonight......oh wait my eyes are just blood shot....
←Rate | 04-15-2014 00:17 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weekly I confine my exercises to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck. I have already lost at least 3 friends....
←Rate | 08-11-2015 19:51 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Something couples do together that causes breakups is called Home Improvement
←Rate | 09-17-2011 15:48 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard Obama is going on a 9-day vacation, I just assumed he's been on vacation.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 12:08 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always start my day off with SNAP, CRACKLE, POP
←Rate | 06-20-2013 14:09 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up this morning from a dream I was flying. Late to work kind of wished that whole flying thing was true
←Rate | 03-08-2013 18:35 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Department Store Bathroom Cleaner: Please use less WAX. When I go to the bathroom I am really not in the mood for doing the splits......
←Rate | 11-24-2012 21:38 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's beginning to look a lot like 80s on my ATARI 7800 system
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:41 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Philadelphia man that bought a $4.00 painting but inside is a $2.5 million dollar worth Declaration of Independence document. Ok the song Philadelphia Freedom comes to mind
←Rate | 10-20-2011 00:29 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long will it take our government to have a zombie vaccination
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:04 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grocery shopping right after a buffet dinner sucks!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is going to announce a new plan to get Americans back to work but it won't air until after Labor day.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:28 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone attempted "The Drive Thru" in reverse??
←Rate | 01-11-2013 20:40 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will put my phone down when you put yours down....Ready set.....Wait Someone is calling
←Rate | 12-14-2014 19:50 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard Steve Jobs Resigned from Apple Computers. His last thing to show people today was called a iquit.....
←Rate | 08-25-2011 00:53 by Oregon Comments (0)  



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