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   messageicon The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-16-2019 11:30 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 01:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.
←Rate | 12-28-2018 10:50 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon These post apocalyptic movies are just not factual. I mean how can everyone be wearing leather when there are no cows?
←Rate | 09-25-2019 04:09 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
←Rate | 10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 01:26 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"
←Rate | 12-31-2018 12:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up faster then drinking it.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:19 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's not always the one that got away that troubles me the most, as sometimes it's the one that won't go away.
←Rate | 05-14-2019 13:37 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just want to wish all my single friends out there a very happy Independence Day!
←Rate | 07-04-2019 09:06 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't usually get asked out by women, but when I do it's usually on the first of April.
←Rate | 03-31-2019 06:33 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just want to wish everyone a happy new year! case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
←Rate | 01-01-2019 13:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Live music can sometimes take me to another place. Like today for example I saw a band who were so bad I left I went to another place.
←Rate | 06-15-2019 15:07 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon Did I miss the grammys again! darn that makes like 10 years in a row.
←Rate | 02-25-2019 22:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentine candy clearance aisle.
←Rate | 02-15-2019 23:31 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wish every project I start was as easily finished as in the how to videos.
←Rate | 02-18-2019 07:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm no longer afraid to say that I loved Milli Vanilli's songs!.....or whoever it was that perform their songs.
←Rate | 05-27-2019 00:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol kills!....But on the bright side of that, if it wasn't for alcohol most of my friend's would have never been born.
←Rate | 03-15-2019 00:51 by Moon Comments (0)  

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