Moon Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Moon': View All Messages
Page: 2 of 7

   messageicon So how did Amish.com happen?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 21:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-13-2019 03:03 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what facebook employees do to kill time at work?
←Rate | 01-03-2019 09:37 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-16-2019 11:30 by Moon Comments (1)  


   messageicon To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
←Rate | 10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 01:01 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon These post apocalyptic movies are just not factual. I mean how can everyone be wearing leather when there are no cows?
←Rate | 09-25-2019 04:09 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 01:26 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"
←Rate | 12-31-2018 12:48 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up faster then drinking it.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mark Zuckerberg, All I want for Christmas this year is fonts.
←Rate | 12-16-2019 16:26 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:16 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:01 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not always the one that got away that troubles me the most, as sometimes it's the one that won't go away.
←Rate | 05-14-2019 13:37 by moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish all my single friends out there a very happy Independence Day!
←Rate | 07-04-2019 09:06 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't usually get asked out by women, but when I do it's usually on the first of April.
←Rate | 03-31-2019 06:33 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're a classic VW owner if your friends always ask to borrow tools when you stop by because they know you're carrying them with you.
←Rate | 10-21-2019 08:54 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Sunny!! Which is kind of like a "It's snowing!" post, but better because it's sunny and not snowing.
←Rate | 12-11-2019 13:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
←Rate | 01-01-2019 13:50 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live music can sometimes take me to another place. Like today for example I saw a band who were so bad I left I went to another place.
←Rate | 06-15-2019 15:07 by Moon Comments (1)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left