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   messageicon I put a bumper sticker on the back of my car that said "Honk if you have a small Pe nis" then intentionally cut everyone off in traffic.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 07:10 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
←Rate | 09-30-2012 10:29 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it ''Decisions, Decisions''.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 13:43 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missed the winning lottery number only by 6 numbers.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 09:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 19:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
←Rate | 10-07-2012 21:16 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
←Rate | 03-19-2016 06:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never called you stupid dear. But when I ask you how to spell Mississippi an you ask the state or the river...it kinda caught me off guard!
←Rate | 09-25-2012 07:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a peek at Santa's naughty list! Amazingly, it's almost identical to my friends list. Can't believe some of the things you people have done!
←Rate | 12-06-2012 09:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's big idea - Coffee eye drops
←Rate | 01-14-2013 13:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wish Ted would just tell his poor kids how he met they're mother!!!"
←Rate | 09-12-2012 18:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
←Rate | 04-21-2013 18:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Odd how all the 'intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know a lot of midget jokes, I'm afraid they will come back to bite me in the ass.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 18:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now who is running a MARATHON?
←Rate | 04-19-2013 10:33 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery...
←Rate | 04-26-2013 06:25 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when you cry, no one see's your tears. Sometimes when your in pain no one see's your hurt. Sometimes when your worried no one see's your stress. Sometimes when your happy no one see's your smile. But fart one time and the whole world knows.
←Rate | 10-27-2012 10:21 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I seem to be the only one in the whole house who can figure out the toilet paper and how it gets on that retracting stick
←Rate | 01-10-2013 12:08 by MWC Comments (0)  



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