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   messageicon Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day
←Rate | 10-15-2012 11:52 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put a bumper sticker on the back of my car that said "Honk if you have a small Pe nis" then intentionally cut everyone off in traffic.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 07:10 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
←Rate | 09-30-2012 10:29 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it ''Decisions, Decisions''.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 13:43 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missed the winning lottery number only by 6 numbers.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 09:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 19:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
←Rate | 10-07-2012 21:16 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
←Rate | 03-19-2016 06:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never called you stupid dear. But when I ask you how to spell Mississippi an you ask the state or the river...it kinda caught me off guard!
←Rate | 09-25-2012 07:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's big idea - Coffee eye drops
←Rate | 01-14-2013 13:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a peek at Santa's naughty list! Amazingly, it's almost identical to my friends list. Can't believe some of the things you people have done!
←Rate | 12-06-2012 09:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wish Ted would just tell his poor kids how he met they're mother!!!"
←Rate | 09-12-2012 18:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
←Rate | 04-21-2013 18:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Odd how all the 'intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know a lot of midget jokes, I'm afraid they will come back to bite me in the ass.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 18:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now who is running a MARATHON?
←Rate | 04-19-2013 10:33 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery...
←Rate | 04-26-2013 06:25 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I seem to be the only one in the whole house who can figure out the toilet paper and how it gets on that retracting stick
←Rate | 01-10-2013 12:08 by MWC Comments (0)  



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