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   messageicon In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 22:34 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Half a Dozen", because saying "six" was just too difficult.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 17:07 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure and that I'd want it if there was...
←Rate | 11-19-2013 17:04 by Jmc Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say I'm too condescending (that means I talk down to people).
←Rate | 11-19-2013 17:06 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 09:31 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 17:08 by JMc Comments (0)  



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