Jeffafa Funny Status Messages

   Last night I kicked off my shoes, stripped down to my boxers and laid on the couch with a big bowl of popcorn. Enjoying the experience of the new home theater system. Apparently the Best Buy salesman wanted me to take it home and try it first.

   I just put Cheez-Wiz on a Cheez-It......... Like a Boss!

   I'm looking for a retractable leash. I hate when my pet turtle gets ahead of me when I go for a run.

   I want to start a new liquor company and call it "Responsibly". Free advertising since all liquor companies advise you to drink it, and you don't need to feel guilt because you're drinking Responsibly!

   Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...

   It has been a over year since I've been with women.... I think I need to start collecting cats?

   Good luck to all the Hunters this weekend! I've had no luck hunting White Tale all year!

   Back in the day when I was attracted to a girl I never had enough guts to ask her out. Now with Facebook I am suppose to be confident enough to poke her? #singleforever

   90% of my workout consist of me finding the rite song, 9% trying to bend down to put my shoes on, and 1% kicking off my shoes to crawl into bed!

   None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes... maybe these 20 cats really aren't my friends after all :(

   If I ever caught a robber in my house looking for money, I'd start laughing and start searching with him.

   Only 40 days till Christmas... you know what that means? 41 days till I jump back in the dating pool!!

   Sweet! McDonalds must be still celebrating St. Patricks day today by dyeing there hamburger meat green! Oh wait....

   Nothing is better than watching a woman getting in touch with herself. Especially if she lets me watch

   ‪#‎TBT‬ 1990's: Street lights are on; belts off. get your ass home!