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X is alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-11-2012 19:00 by joe Comments (0)

X is a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-11-2012 19:01 by joe Comments (0)

X I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-14-2012 13:05 by Joe Comments (0)

X i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-28-2012 10:13 by joe Comments (0)

X is Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2012 19:17 by joe Comments (0)

X says Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-20-2012 15:07 by joe Comments (0)