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   messageicon gonna go to church to confess my sins but I drank so much last night I can't remember them.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:30 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon been so busy lately that even Facebook feels neglected
←Rate | 05-27-2011 01:49 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : OK, I didn't get what I want for Xmas.... I'm coming after you FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT!!! And don't think I'm not gonna egg your sleigh either!
←Rate | 12-25-2010 03:56 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : My neighbours liked my music so much, the called the cops to come and listen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 21:34 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Imagine the great things in a person's character you would miss out on if you limited yourself to a list of things you are looking for in a person.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:49 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon feels like a playa... just eye-f**ked these hot twins for a solid 10 seconds and I don't even know their names.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 21:45 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : You're the reason why God invented the middle finger.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 19:13 by Elbow Comments (0)  


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