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   messageicon No matter how old I get, I always know that I'll have to mentally sing my ABC's to know which letter comes next.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 13:52 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I now know that asking "How 'bout those Packers" gets you a different response from gay men verses the straight ones.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 00:58 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♪♫ To the left, to the left. Laying on my side brings my nuts to the left ♫♪♫
←Rate | 08-29-2012 09:02 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by my news feed this week, people are outraged by the amount of recent killings AND trespassing on personal property from Pokémon GO players. Stop the madness, people!
←Rate | 07-08-2016 09:26 by brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 06:05 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I was in a car giving directions to a gay driver. Things got awkward when I told him to go straight.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 15:15 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon While I do plan on checking out Malcom X for Black History Month, I am having a real hard time finding Volumes I-IX first.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 01:49 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. Talk about getting blindsided!
←Rate | 08-03-2012 23:00 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Drake rapped about coming out of the closet: I started as a bottom, now I'm queer!
←Rate | 09-05-2013 11:29 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to set your clocks back 200 years before you go to bed tonight.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 10:13 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Hologram Tupac, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Obi-Wan Kenobi was one of the best holograms of all time!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 04:46 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me? Or do these new iPhone 6 issues have a lot of people bent out of shape?
←Rate | 09-24-2014 06:23 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didnt share the same views!
←Rate | 08-03-2012 22:55 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I hear Jennifer Hudson sing "I am you, you are me...If you want it you got it..." Then I'm going to start expecting her Weight Watchers endorsement checks.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 10:03 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Bay is changing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into aliens?! Doesnt that make them Teenage Alien Intergalactic Ninja Turtles, then? (TAINT)
←Rate | 03-20-2012 03:05 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:36 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time you'll ever catch me poppin a molly is when that b1tch is talkin sh1t. #powrightinthekisser
←Rate | 07-05-2013 06:47 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing the aftermath of the hurricane, we should change its name from Sandy to Watery.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 12:02 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, for the last time, I do not want to build a snowman.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 21:40 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Stevie Wonder's wife didn't see that divorce coming...
←Rate | 08-04-2012 04:50 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


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