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   messageicon Whenever someone deletes me as a friend I automatically think, crap they found out how many times I viewed their photos.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 04:05 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Would it kill you to just get this right for once? There, Their, They're - There is a place, Their is something that belongs to them, They're is short for They Are
←Rate | 08-03-2011 05:18 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always feel like I make a connection with a waitress whenever they take my order
←Rate | 06-04-2011 04:35 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY'S USED THIS POST ONE TOO MANY TIMES!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 11:06 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when they print out a receipt and there's an option for Tip before you put the Total Charge. I'm not going to tip you just because you printed out my receipt!
←Rate | 07-12-2011 14:41 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand why they're making such a big deal over the Tesco burgers..... Seriously, how many times have you said I'm so hungry I could eat a horse????
←Rate | 01-24-2013 06:02 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Once saw a man in the back who said 'Everyone Attack', but it didn't turn into a ballroom blitz.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 20:12 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would TGIF, but he scheduled me to work Saturday ...
←Rate | 03-07-2012 18:52 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the economy is bad when you call the bill collectors to make a payment and their answering machine says there is an 8 hour hold time and to try your call again later.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 21:00 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon 86. Sometimes I like to order pizza from Domino's and when the delivery boy rings the bell I open the door in a Pizza Hut outfit.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 04:29 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon The grass IS greener on the other side, but the gardener does not always show up.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 19:21 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate going to a restaurant and my girlfriend orders food and ends up picking out of my plate.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 19:22 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:49 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon **News Flash** The real NFL refs will be back on the field tonight for the Browns/Ravens game. In other news, Footlocker hired a bunch of people and are now fully staffed again.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 18:40 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon friends in low places.
←Rate | 01-23-2009 17:48 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why, when my dad left his phone in the car his phone rang and the ringtone was "Love in this club" by Usher???
←Rate | 11-04-2011 18:41 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was so hot today I had to stick my head in the oven just to cool off...
←Rate | 08-08-2011 06:02 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon City girls slip and slide, Country girls grip and ride!!
←Rate | 01-21-2013 10:57 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the 80's we had Reagan in office. We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office and we have no Hope and no Cash...
←Rate | 03-20-2010 00:50 by Brian Comments (4)  

   messageicon 4 hour naps suck! I don't even know whether it's daytime still or night time already...
←Rate | 10-13-2011 01:48 by BRian Comments (0)  

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