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   messageicon Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Little brothers XBOX broke. Go to new one. Worthless Walmart employee was too lazy to find one. Tells me they are all out. So I stand in front of her and buy it online with in store pickup so she has to find it. BAM
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:54 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls or any women ask you "What?" In reply, it isnt cause they didnt hear you. Its because they giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we havent thought about in a while...demons."
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement
←Rate | 03-18-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon A lie everyone tells = “Hey! I just got your text!”
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:36 by BEGO Comments (1)  



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