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X is out dealin w/ things way beyond his maturity level...

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-18-2010 14:29 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2010 21:23 by Aaron Comments (0)

X I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2010 21:30 by Aaron Comments (0)

X will have on his Tombstone, "See I told you I was SICK!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2010 00:31 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2010 15:21 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2010 15:28 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2010 15:35 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says you aren't as good as the rest of em till you beat the best of em

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-21-2010 21:48 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says a drunk was hauled into court.”Mister,” the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.” “Great,” the drunk exclaimed. “When do we get started?”

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-22-2010 12:41 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-23-2010 18:50 by Aaron Comments (0)

X is in the mood to push someone down the stairs hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then bury the body under the garden patio

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-24-2010 13:33 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says Hey! I said no pickles! That's it...I wanna speak to the frigg'n McManager!!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-24-2010 13:33 by Aaron Comments (0)

X can't seem to remember to forget you

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-26-2010 20:25 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-30-2010 12:49 by Aaron Comments (0)

X Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-06-2010 15:21 by Aaron Comments (0)

X supposed to cross the street with the skeleton. But he didn't have the guts

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2010 20:55 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says don't look at me in that tone of voice

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-12-2010 14:38 by Aaron Comments (2)

X says did you cheat? ... No I opened the book.

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-12-2010 14:38 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2010 14:28 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again...

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2010 14:30 by Aaron Comments (1)