fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..

   ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.

   Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second...

   Every trip to Wal-Mart results in me seeing an equal number of people I THOUGHT were dead and I WISH were dead.

   Guys with great penmanship probably jack-off to other men with that fancy writing hand of theirs.

   They should of put Justn Bieber in Rikers Island prison with lifers.

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"

   Shoutout to the girls that got that good rooster neck

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"

   (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ..... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY ?"

   During love making she said "deeper" so I rolled over and started reading her poetry.

   A nutsack is a guy's Christmas Ornament from God.

   Just because shes your girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't someone else's ho.

   wheres my money trick : (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*

   Surprise jumps on the back is for 160 lbs and under women only.....any thing over is a tackle

   Sees you just vacuumed the floor. Opens up a Nature Valley bar.

   If a niqqa slap me on Vine the rest of the fight will continue on YouTube

   (-_(-_(-_(*-_-)_-)_-) (>^_^)> }¡{ Dammiit Dude quit chasing that butterfly & get back over here

   When I'm bored I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb