trump Funny Status Messages

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....

   I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.

   let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.

   President Trump should act more presidential. Instead of ignoring reporters, he should do what our current president does, and BANS THEM from the press conferences..

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion

   NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.

   Take Nixon into the deepest days of his Watergate paranoia, subtract 50 IQ points, add Twitter, and you have Trump today.

   If those terrible doctors hadn't given Trump those five deferments, we would have won Vietnam, bigly.

   The hardest working position in the White House is Donald Trump's belt.

   I can't be the only one who is concernd about the White House burning down if all of Donald Trump's pants catch fire. Not only does he have a lot of pants, but they are yuuuuge pants.

   Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

   Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.