Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

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X can ride their bike with no handle bars

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X must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

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X now available in widescreen.

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X may contain traces of nuts.

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X is may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

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X is boom chackalacka chackalacka (3x)

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X is attempting to give a damn

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X is double ough seven

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X has more issues than your magazine.

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X is above the influence.

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X says Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

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X would like to buy a vowel.

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X is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY

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X is back for the first time

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X is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.

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X is calling doctor after 4 hour erection

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X is processing please wait

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X is just two away from a threesome

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X is crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

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