snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.

   When are the winter special olympics??

   Me? Behave? Seriously... As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. It's not my fault!

   to all the wackos who believe in global warming try coming to Idaho in the middle of March..It'll snow

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!

   Your as useless as a snow blower in August!!

   Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.

   I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....

   Walking in a winter wonderland still beats driving a Ford !

   Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"

   wondering where the white goes when the snow melts.

   How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints

   I waited too long.. The stores ran out of winter solstice glasses.

   Hold on to your shovels, its going to be a long winter!!

   Fat Girls are good for two things. Heat in the winter and shade in the summer

   i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again

   In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!

   My No 1 Resolution for 2020.. Only eat white snow.

   "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump