nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...

   ╔═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════╗ ♥ SEX, ALCOHOL & FOOTBALL - IT'S SUPER BOWL WEEKEND!!!!!!!! ♥ ╚═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══�

   Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.

   attention!! there is a football team in the Dallas /Fort worth area, runs Bad, cant do reverse, have not found title in years. if intrested, pls contact owner who walk the side lines of Billion dollar house . no calls after regular season!

   If only fans of celebrities, football, rock concerts etc would get as excited about racism, injustice, poverty, illegal wårs..man would be live in a better place

   not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field

   free candy and football. my kinda Thursday

   There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!

   I am confused did Roethlisberger hurt his arm playing football or rap!ng somebody?

   Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...

   Ay, were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it

   You know the NCAA won't punish the Penn St. football program unless Sandusky gave his victim's dad a free car.

   You see in America, Soccer is usually a game for kids who are too small or too untalented to play baseball or football. I mean, hell, even HogWild played Little League baseball so that should tell something about the talent pool of kids left over to play

   Players of the Houston Texans football team took a knee during the national anthem Sunday. That...is...awesome!

   We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!

   Uh, rah rah baseball people. Football season's begun. More You can stop now. Thanks.

   It should be a Thanksgiving tradition that one of the football games be the Patriots vs the Redskins.

   Official Football helmet on Captain Video!

   When my girlfriend's football team wins it makes her horny, so I just keep replaying the one time they did. I'm not stupid.

   Waiting 4 the day when 1 of the tri-nations lands(new zealand,australia and south africa)figures out how 2 play american football.then we'll own that sh!t 2.just as we did with england and their rugby lmao.