Friday Funny Status Messages

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday

   Black Friday: The day you spend hundreds of dollars on possessions to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in possessions.

   Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!

   You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .

   Happy Kissing Friday Today..and tomorrow...Happy Coldsore Saturday....:)

   So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.

   FYI - Tomorrow is Hard Hat Friday......

   It's Friday the 13th! Want to get lucky?

   just figured i'd remind everyone that tomorrow is friday the 13th so if your luck is anything like mine call into work, wrap yourself in bubble wrap and lock yourself in your house

   Dear God, If the world is going to end on Saturday, please accept my request for forgiveness for what I am about to do on Friday. Sincerely, Your Number One Fan

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   I'm getting my days events mixed up - Good Friday, Earth Day, Birthdays...I just sent someone a "Good Happy Irthday" message :S

   Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

   I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...