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   messageicon At least your tax dollars are helping the secret service get laid.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're constantly posting “loving my life!” as your Facebook status, you're probably not.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 20:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish people on FB would just write, "I'm dying for attention! Please comment on this!". Instead of all the dramatic posts with only half the situation given.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon When I'm at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What's your most frequently photographed entree?”
←Rate | 10-03-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair. Lady Gaga: Green hair. OMG, the POWER RANGERS are back
←Rate | 10-19-2012 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone’s battery.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people to in your business, stop posting it on your status.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't trust anyone who chooses a side salad over french fries.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I lose my phone, it's always on either silent or vibrate. How convenient…
←Rate | 09-19-2011 21:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you spend the rest of your life trying to make up for past mistakes, there won't be any time to make any new ones.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if a witness is asked to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth and they say no?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:17 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon That moment you realise you're a result of sex.
←Rate | 07-23-2012 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 11:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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