Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Real women don't label themselves as 'Dimes', 'Barbies', or 'Bad Bitćhes' because real men don't carry loose change, play with toy dolls, or wife dogs.

   In Japan, the title "Jersey Shore" translates into "Macaroni Rascals"

   I'll start respecting religion when it starts respecting every human being equally regardless of race, gender, & sexuality.

   If you are living your life without giving a 'F', you are only living a LI[ ]E.

   In these times, when a celebrity cheats on his wife with multiple women, he gets criticized and exploited everywhere. Back in the founding father days, a man cheats and his face ends up on the 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, and 100 dollar bill.

   Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation.

   In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   1-800-You~Wish.....To chat with hot, sexy girls in your area you'll never see or touch.

   New Pick-Up Line for Guys: "Let's watch Scandal together."

   The 5th Commandment, Thou shall not kill...Murder. But isn't it funny that more people have been killed in the name of God then in any other event ever on this planet.

   the cost of living has gone up and the cost of making a living is really up.

   I-knew-you-were trouble when you logged in. So shame on me now-Inviting me to games I-would-never-playyy...Til you pissed me off-Ohh!! , Ohh!! Trouble, Trouble. I knew you were Blocked when you logged in.

   Maybe T-Mobile and Sprint should fight it out on which is the better carrier. It help boost their sales. Its working with AT&T and Verizon.

   hates it when you ask someone "How was your day?" and all they say is "good, and yours?" Thank you for summing up your day with just one word. Way to be detailed.

   Terrance & Phillip should've really done the "lighting of the torch" during the Winter Olympics back then.....too late now.

   Saying "Let me call you back" is just a nicer or rather messed up way for a woman to say she doesn't wanna talk to you.

   Something women would NEVER say: "This diamond is too big"

   Why.....do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers

   When a married couple stops having sex, at first they complain about it...but after awhile y'all get used to it. She walks out of the shower and you don't even look...because you know there is nothing there for you.