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   messageicon The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 23:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:46 by shoesy Comments (0)  

   messageicon while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:03 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk
←Rate | 12-30-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)
←Rate | 12-28-2010 22:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  

   messageicon Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 09:23 by L Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 17:31 by Carrie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance
←Rate | 12-17-2010 01:16 by e Comments (0)  

   messageicon use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 11:13 Comments (2)  

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