snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"

   Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.

   Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.

   So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...

   In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!

   The snow is always lighter on the other side of the road

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.

   Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...

   Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.

   The Eskimo's allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also...

   Dear snow, I think you're lost. Alaska is a different way.

   blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.

   Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.

   Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.

   We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!

   I was driving around today and the sun was out and the snow is melting so I think it's time to take your Christmas decorations down now.

   I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.