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   messageicon No one wants to hear a guy say 'they're getting 8" tonight', hence the reason all weather reporters should be female, cuz who doesn't like to hear a woman talk dirty like that, even if it's about snow?
←Rate | 01-19-2011 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another WASTED DAY that the kids could be using to make up a snow day and a day I could be getting some stuff done , but damn near everything is closed.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"
←Rate | 01-16-2011 08:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 23:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:46 by shoesy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:03 by Tony Comments (0)  


   messageicon You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 10:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk
←Rate | 12-30-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)
←Rate | 12-28-2010 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  


   messageicon Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 09:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  




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