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   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.
←Rate | 12-25-2016 13:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas so high in Brockton that it hasn't been a drive-by in 2 months.”
←Rate | 10-22-2013 20:24 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicks piss on dudes all the time and call it squirting, so why was R. Kelly frowned upon...
←Rate | 09-20-2012 23:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"
←Rate | 09-25-2012 22:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the girls who know how to arch that back right when you giving her back shots
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes be talking that "I fear nothing but god" b.s but let a loose pitbull start running down the street.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 11:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:26 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon ‎‎(o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love
←Rate | 12-06-2011 00:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon These arrmy commercials always show video game stuff they don't show dudes tryna eat a pizza with no hands when they get back
←Rate | 08-16-2013 16:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."
←Rate | 12-06-2011 10:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard" ?*
←Rate | 05-06-2012 13:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oven mitts and rubber gloves are thegloves that females wear in their respectedsports
←Rate | 01-14-2014 22:25 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 01:03 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night my wife and I had a dinner party. About Halfway through it, I decided to walk the dog. My wife went mental and told me to grow up and stop doing tricks with my yoyo.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 15:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's never acceptable to hit a woman, unless that trick puts light mayo in your sandwich.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life (‾(••)‾)
←Rate | 02-23-2012 19:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator
←Rate | 06-16-2012 00:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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