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   messageicon f I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Oprah should marry Deepak Choprah and take his last name.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to kill a Spider: Get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 23:04 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon A thief broke into my house last night searching for 'Money' .... So I woke up and started searching with him
←Rate | 09-09-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
←Rate | 12-12-2011 12:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do you have a cell phone?" You might as well be asking me if I have a pulse.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Their is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My past is my past, it made me who I am, I have no regrets, wouldn't change a thing. I just don't live there anymore.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out today that you could group your friends on Facebook and name the group whatever you want, however I didn't know it would send the people notificati​ons saying that I added them to the, "People I've f*****.." group, sorry..
←Rate | 07-23-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say that the first sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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