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   messageicon Payroll for 53 over-hyped players: $168 Million, Big a$$ stadium: $1.6 Billion, Getting the Superbowl to that stadium: $100 million Everybody knowing that you spent all that money and your team STILL sucks: Priceless : D
←Rate | 10-18-2010 02:47 by BK Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on the final day God said ..." Let there be football!"
←Rate | 10-17-2010 11:45 by philfromwpg Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I was wondering. If I paid to go watch a football game and suddenly in the middle of the game all the christian players get raptured up into heaven, do I get a refund???
←Rate | 10-16-2010 17:25 by Steven Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"You see football takes concentration and skill....SQUIRREL!!!!" - Wade Phillips/NFL Head Coach
←Rate | 09-20-2010 11:50 by JW Comments (0)  


   messageicon You post constant status updates about what TV show you're watching and what you're eating for dinner. You're not allowed to whine when people get excited for football once a week.
←Rate | 09-15-2010 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl wearing a pink jersey is not a fan of football. She's just trying to bang someone who is.
←Rate | 09-15-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could pick winning football teams half as well as I pick the stupidest, slowest cashier in Walmart, I could afford to shop elsewhere.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 16:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!
←Rate | 09-12-2010 17:50 by Nazir Comments (3)  


   messageicon "AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Labor Day marks the beginning of the NFL and college football seasons. Nascar holds the Southern 500. Labor Day marks the last days of Summer. In 2010, the Holiday was cancelled because too many people couldn't remember what it meant to have a job :)
←Rate | 09-04-2010 10:42 by Bill frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:30 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 12:38 by MBH Comments (6)  


   messageicon It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 12:45 by MBH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:02 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Brett Favre came out of his hole and didn't see his shadow. That means only 5 more weeks until football starts.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring
←Rate | 08-14-2010 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay
←Rate | 08-12-2010 23:58 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Brett Favre retired today from the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League... In other news, the Sun rose in the east this morning...
←Rate | 08-03-2010 13:27 by cassie Comments (0)  


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