nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.

   Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the superbowl made me wish I was blind.

   on the positive side, somewhere in a third world country people now have these sweet Pittsburgh steelers Superbowl champions shirts and hats to wear!!

   Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?

   Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.

   thinks if you are the fortunate one to sing our National Anthem at the SUPERBOWL, then shouldn't you at least know the lyrics? fail, BIGTIME!

   HA! got the dallas cowboys broadcasting the superbowl. "thats the only way the cowboys can get to the superbowl"

   superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. .

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   Cinematic Superbowl commercial trailers. Really America?

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   A bunch of pro bowlers played a football game last night... wow, what an impressive bunch of two-sport athletes!

   Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls?

   all of a sudden everyone is a football expert

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.

   Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.

   Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.

   Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.

   So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !