Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is aware of how pathetic you actually are!

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X has got the power

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X is surrounded by incompetence.

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X is wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?

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X pities the fool

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X is M.I.A

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X says have sex not children

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X is an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

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X is not your daddy

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X is calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

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X is ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

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X is the reason for reason

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X is statusless.

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X is frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.

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X is a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

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X is throwing away happy tissues

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X is listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

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X is having delusions of adequacy

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X is doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

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X is so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

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