snotty Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'snotty': View All Messages
Page: 151 of 159

   messageicon TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight... Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest?
←Rate | 08-30-2016 15:04 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes,,, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth... But the 5th one gets the most business.es,,,
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:43 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Female gladiators are known as gladiolas.... Trust me, I'm a gladiatorian.
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:46 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Indian name is 'Dances with Panda Express'.
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:52 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Santa Claus had a FB account,,,, none of us would get presents.
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:54 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ironically, Seattle's Marco Polo Motel does not have a pool.
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:58 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you’re a ceiling fan?... Name three ceilings then... Yeah,,, I didn't think so
←Rate | 08-31-2016 18:56 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon [God creating bees].. And,,, Put a needle on it's butt... ANGEL: “Come on God, wha—?“... GOD: Oh, and make it's puke delicious... ANGEL:“Can we just call it quits for the day?”... GOD: NO, and I want you to paint stripes on it..
←Rate | 08-31-2016 19:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Bites into a grilled cheese sandwich*... *cuts tongue*... Wtf,, this IS sharp cheddar
←Rate | 08-31-2016 19:16 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back in the 80s,,, BEFORE the Internet really existed,, that MTV used to randomly Rick Roll everyone.
←Rate | 08-31-2016 19:56 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm OK with the French beach laws,, but the KKK shouldn't be allowed to wear their burkas either... *Ya know,, fairness
←Rate | 09-02-2016 10:35 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember yesterday was September.... So,, Only three more months of summer
←Rate | 09-02-2016 10:37 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no way Hollywood could remake "The Ring" for millennials,,, because none of them would answer the phone.
←Rate | 09-02-2016 19:54 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gameshow Fact: Every time a girl buys "a D",,, Pat hip-thrusts off camera.
←Rate | 09-02-2016 20:03 by Snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon "It didn't make him stronger" - My gravestone, prolly..
←Rate | 09-02-2016 20:17 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Kool-Aid Man watching the presidential election].. I dare you to build that wall, you son of a b**
←Rate | 09-02-2016 22:50 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon 911: Sir, I understand you think it was an aggressive move, and against your will,,, but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet.... Me: BUT I WASN'T READY
←Rate | 09-02-2016 23:19 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cow-tipping cop: Do you know why I pushed you over?... Cow: *sighs... Yes.
←Rate | 09-04-2016 17:17 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Sees a truck: Nice... *Sees a trucker: Oh, impressive... *Sees a truckest: Ah yes,, This is what I came for.
←Rate | 09-04-2016 20:22 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leia walks into the bedroom to find Han staring at himself in the mirror,, holding bagels over his ears.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 15:33 by Snotty Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left