Monday Funny Status Messages

   Monday's aren't bad.. You just hate your job

   Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.

   if you listen very carefuly you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance

   I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house

   I think I'm going to call in raptured to work on monday

   I guess "Cyber Monday" is NOT what I thought it was. Just got served with 3 restraining orders. :(

   Dear Monday.. I hate u...

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   No better way to kick off a Monday then to defend a sweet elderly women from a crabby ass "Douchebag", who clearu has no respect for the humankind!!!

   I would like to thanks Jesus for a Monday I did not have to experience this week.

   There's nothing worse than getting crop dusted by the gay guy at work on a Monday morning...

   Monday Morning. Kind of woke up needing Viola Davis to tell me you is kind you is smart you is important.

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   LOCAL CHICKEN FARMER HIRING STAFF FOR XMAS, $ 19.50 HR. I told them about your experience handling c*ck, you start Monday......

   Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.

   Happy Cyber Monday!! A/S/L?

   If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.

   Damn! It's finally beer thirty! See you f uckers Monday!!

   Have you ever seen a Duck eat a Tiger? Watch ESPN Monday night.....

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.