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One of the circus freaks of the future will be the incredible non-tattooed man!
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06-20-2018 13:35 by
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I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but never got the chants.
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08-06-2018 14:47
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I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doingš
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08-07-2018 13:51
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They told me Iād never be any good at poetry because Iām dyslexic, but so far Iāve made two jugs and a vase!
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10-11-2018 06:26
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Don't accept any friend requests from Taco Bell.. they're nacho friends
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10-15-2018 21:12
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They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?
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01-09-2017 15:21
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Establish dominance by telling your doctor that you need to lose weight before he tells you that you need to lose weight
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03-28-2017 12:46
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I get tired of all the drama of family getting mad and running out the door every Thanksgiving! I believe a man is allowed to watch football naked in his own house!
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11-22-2012 18:00 by
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If Biden had a quarter for every smart thing he ever said, heād have two dimes.
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08-02-2021 05:18
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Biden created the most heavily armed terrorist nation in history.
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09-04-2021 01:20
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If you want to capture someoneās attention, whisper ~ Creepy Joe
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06-26-2021 02:29
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When he was told Sanders was stepping down, Joe Biden congratulated him on all that great chicken.
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04-09-2020 07:48 by
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For those of you that think that Jimmy Kimmel is a champion of womenās rights feel free to watch some āMan Showā reruns
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10-17-2017 18:17 by
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Five years investigating Trumpās taxes and Biden owes 500k. Lol
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10-02-2021 14:06
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The quicker sniffer upper ~ Hunter Biden (learned it from his dad)
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04-23-2022 23:05
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Walmart has announced that all normal looking people will now have to pay admission to enter the store
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05-02-2012 08:08
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The local orphanage called and asked for a donation. So I sent over two of my neighbor's kids.
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02-10-2012 07:11 by
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It's so cold outside, I just accidentally keyed someone's car with my nipples.
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01-01-2018 07:02
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If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??
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03-14-2017 02:43
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I can't believe California hasn't figured out that all they have to do is ban wildfires
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08-11-2018 03:33
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