Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon making a career of this.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 21:44 by Your Mom. Comments (0)  


   messageicon writing her acceptance speech for the upcoming Grammy's.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 21:45 by Your Mom. Comments (0)  


   messageicon going back to the future
←Rate | 09-26-2008 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going around in circles
←Rate | 09-28-2008 05:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.
←Rate | 09-28-2008 09:08 by Be Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating pasta with chopsticks.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 04:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon let the dogs out
←Rate | 09-29-2008 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon had his left side removed. He's all right now
←Rate | 09-29-2008 15:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "
←Rate | 09-29-2008 18:09 by Kitty Cat Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wish my mouth had a backspace key
←Rate | 09-29-2008 18:16 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your mum's extended network.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wearing spray on pants.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shaking it like a Polaroid picture.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the bear necessities.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what really sank the titanic.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Growing old but never up
←Rate | 09-29-2008 23:00 by Jc Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a list of why you suck
←Rate | 09-30-2008 07:19 by Hanna Montanna Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Figment of your imagination
←Rate | 09-30-2008 21:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon " to be taken three times a day, with water "
←Rate | 10-01-2008 18:07 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOT the father!
←Rate | 10-03-2008 05:38 by Clif Comments (0)  



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