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   messageicon My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & sh@t like that is why I'm never sober.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 12:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 14:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl brought me breakfast in bed, I slowly turned to her and said, ?What are you doing out of the Kitchen??
←Rate | 08-14-2013 18:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oven = Xbox for women.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 18:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why dont you ever see people standing on corners holding homeless signs when its raining out.....Cause them muther fckers are at home
←Rate | 08-18-2012 00:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you see your girl out in public with another guy, one of yall 3 are supposed to die in that encounter.
←Rate | 08-03-2013 15:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
←Rate | 12-09-2011 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a nobody and getting your head pumped up by a bunch of other nobodys does NOT make you a somebody. 0 + 0 is still 0...Just FYI...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 10:19 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens when you pepper spray a German? He can Nazi.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 11:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 11:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: :-P Me: 8===D Her: :-O Me: 8====D~~~ Her: :-) Me: 8=D Me: ZZZZ
←Rate | 06-08-2012 21:06 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can hear my loving wife and kids scream at each other about who got chocolate on our couch while I try to hang myself in the bedroom.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 20:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Citizen, please stand still while your government tear-gasses you. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 20:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my ex left me I developed an Underground Railroad to sneak into her basement and watch Netflix
←Rate | 08-09-2013 12:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you
←Rate | 10-31-2012 01:59 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who let Tony Bennett out of the nursing home?
←Rate | 02-12-2012 22:38 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon blackparent:*spank* . DIDNT . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND ! *spank*!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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