BEGO Funny Status Messages

   My girlfriend wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an I'm asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like. I

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love from Facebook how long thats going to last.. like in relationship but its complicated WTF

   I really want to attract a lot of girls this halloween. So I'm dressing up as a Nutella jar

   shout out to all of the crips that's stopped at a red light right now.