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   messageicon Thinking that girl was special, then you realized that she's like that with everyone.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Killer in me is the Killer in you.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 00:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ran over my neighbor's cat, but I left a note saying "Curiosity was here" I'm probably safe, right?
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥
←Rate | 08-01-2010 01:33 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon "I'm sick of beautiful people who don't have to work for their beauty, when I'm over here sweatin my balls off for all this beauty."
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wanted to know what was Victoria's secret…
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls get mad, they cry to their friends. We go cuss people out on Xbox.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Becareful, the only reason some people decide to get married is just so they can start blaming someone else for their disaster of self.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 14:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember fellas, no matter how good or so hot she looks, and yet she's single it most likely means someone got tired of putting up with her B.S.
←Rate | 08-06-2016 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will you write on your girlfriend's Facebook wall telling her how much you love each her?" ~Said Nobody, ever.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw
←Rate | 11-02-2012 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason my heart appears cold and black is because I have my real heart locked in an indestrucible black heart shaped box and cryogenically frozen to prevent further damage.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just scrolled sooo far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw one of my friends on Facebook post a status like. MY DAUGHTER MUST BE SO POPULAR I HEAR PHONE VIBRATING ALL NIGHT.. A okkkk its not a phoneee
←Rate | 10-06-2013 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant wait till I am old and I go up to my grandkids and be like. Did you know that back in my day Eevee only had three evolutions. And they be like, Shut uo grandpa no one plays Pokemon anymore..
←Rate | 09-14-2013 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail, I mean school. Sorry, I can't tell the difference
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Prvo me upoznaj pa mi onda sudi, a ne po tome što pričaju ljudi ! :)
←Rate | 08-05-2011 00:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon New year resolution- nothing better to start the year than by making more rules to break over the year.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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