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If the fate of humanity ever rests on me filling out an online survey, we're pretty much doomed.
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06-26-2012 22:43 by BEGO
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The Killer in me is the Killer in you.
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10-19-2010 00:38 by BEGO
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Just ran over my neighbor's cat, but I left a note saying "Curiosity was here" I'm probably safe, right?
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06-14-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥
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08-01-2010 01:33 by BEGO
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"I'm sick of beautiful people who don't have to work for their beauty, when I'm over here sweatin my balls off for all this beauty."
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03-08-2013 21:12 by BEGO
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I've always wanted to know what was Victoria's secret…
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12-02-2011 21:30 by BEGO
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This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
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04-25-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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When girls get mad, they cry to their friends. We go cuss people out on Xbox.
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01-03-2014 22:57 by BEGO
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Remember fellas, no matter how good or so hot she looks, and yet she's single it most likely means someone got tired of putting up with her B.S.
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08-06-2016 23:27 by BEGO
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Becareful, the only reason some people decide to get married is just so they can start blaming someone else for their disaster of self.
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06-04-2012 14:28 by BEGO
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Will you write on your girlfriend's Facebook wall telling her how much you love each her?" ~Said Nobody, ever.
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08-29-2012 22:24 by BEGO
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Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw
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11-02-2012 22:12 by BEGO
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The only reason my heart appears cold and black is because I have my real heart locked in an indestrucible black heart shaped box and cryogenically frozen to prevent further damage.
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06-07-2013 21:21 by BEGO
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I just scrolled sooo far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.
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03-29-2013 21:34 by BEGO
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I just saw one of my friends on Facebook post a status like. MY DAUGHTER MUST BE SO POPULAR I HEAR PHONE VIBRATING ALL NIGHT.. A okkkk its not a phoneee
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10-06-2013 22:42 by BEGO
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A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
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07-23-2010 23:06 by BEGO
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I cant wait till I am old and I go up to my grandkids and be like. Did you know that back in my day Eevee only had three evolutions. And they be like, Shut uo grandpa no one plays Pokemon anymore..
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09-14-2013 22:36 by BEGO
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Jail, I mean school. Sorry, I can't tell the difference
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05-23-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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Prvo me upoznaj pa mi onda sudi, a ne po tome što pričaju ljudi ! :)
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08-05-2011 00:28 by BEGO
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New year resolution- nothing better to start the year than by making more rules to break over the year.
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12-20-2011 21:33 by BEGO
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