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   messageicon LIKE if you do this :: *Wrong password.* “OMG SOMEONE HAS HACKED ME! “Oh, it's on caps lock…
←Rate | 10-04-2011 17:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of 1 to 10, how old do you think Sandusky's boyfriend is?
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I start my drinks, my di&k does all the thinking..
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who have more than 10 items in the express line… Well Fu#k you to
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I ever drink ginger ale is on a plane. WTF is up with that?
←Rate | 05-21-2012 15:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she's a slut... but she's been licked more times than Wonka's Everlasting Gobstopper.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Myspace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter: At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty hoes.
←Rate | 07-09-2013 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awww, someone needs a hug! "Touch me and you die."
←Rate | 04-22-2012 01:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if your parents ask you to do something and you tell them you'll do it in ten minutes then you never do it.
←Rate | 08-09-2011 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the super powers vested in me... I can now pronounce you deleted on fb and blocked if I want to.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please Wait...My heart is now loading...20% completed.40% completed.80% completed.99.9% completed...Error! Error!..Something has interrupted the download. Please try again later.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Cincinnati, a women gave birth to two 10-pound baby boys. The kids are named Strech and Mark.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you Spend more time with your boys than you do with your girlfriend.YOU GAY!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the fate of humanity ever rests on me filling out an online survey, we're pretty much doomed.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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