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   messageicon I admit youre funny on facebook.... But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE IF you hate when you're listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 19:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love you too much to avenge what you did to me.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 15:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The karma of messing with a good girl is the h?e you end up with. This goes to all the players who think they are God's gift to women. Newsflash, you're not!!
←Rate | 10-08-2012 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw something that reminded me of you...but don't worry, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 07-05-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a tiger wood...
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon X says Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not damn a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 11-01-2014 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles
←Rate | 10-21-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Halloween. You don't need a costume, your face is scary enough as is.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex’s name tattooed.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man's home might be his castle, but his wife is usually the one who rules it.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok now hey you stop poking you want sex..
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take f*cking notes.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes everything I have to lie to your face and tell you I never loved you.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 13:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY
←Rate | 07-11-2010 22:12 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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