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   messageicon I have a theory that the chicken crossed the road simply because it wanted to.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some feelings are hard to express, you just feel them.
←Rate | 08-09-2012 09:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is
←Rate | 10-19-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont drink these days. I am Allergic to alcohol and Narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right all wrongs. Settle everything with love and understanding.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give my number to this hot sexy as@ bi#ch.. She said I will call you when I get home, I think that bit$h homeless..
←Rate | 05-14-2014 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon RELATIONSHIP TIP: You have to love yourself before you can expect anyone else to love you. Becoming happy with who you are and acknowledging your flaws.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time'. I am pretty sure it means ‘stop timER' but I don't push it just in case.
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit back down. Can't face me? Turn around.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's okay for dorks to stare at beautiful women. I mean, it's not like they can see us anyway.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Myspace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter: At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty bit$hes.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Studies show that 36% of people rushed to the hospital die on their way. Such a coincidence seeing that 36% of ambulance drivers are women.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two Lovers plan to sucide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes and return backsaying 'Love Is Blind.' Boy in air 0pen his parachute saying 'Love Never Dies to'.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people don't poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
←Rate | 03-23-2012 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A father's goodness is higher than the mountain, a mother's goodness deeper than the sea.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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