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   messageicon Hearing “I miss you” from the right person is a great feeling.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most of the time I think i'd be better off talking to a wall other than you
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you lose something let it go, but when it comes back, that's how you know.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say Hello to my little friend (҂`_´) < ,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ ~~~ • • • \
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dad, thanks for forgetting to use a condom and creating the greatest person ever!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's probably no problem in the world that can't be resolved by a good ol' fashioned Facebook survey.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my a?s with them
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in... Apple has just hired LeBron James to fix the iPhone signal problem!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… When Nickelodeon made sense.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think its soo cool when your EX becomes an XXL
←Rate | 04-14-2013 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't look outside windows at night because I'm scared of seeing a face.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one person we would take back in a second, no matter how much they hurt us in the past.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That wrestling match you have with your friend, when they take a bad photo of you and refuse to delete it.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! *Message Sends* Kill me now
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite color is Nutella.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me traditional, but marriage should stay between a woman afraid of being alone & a man who finally caves after years of her pressure.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm texting random phone numbers with "I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL"!
←Rate | 07-25-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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