BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Instead of telling everybody what color is your damn bra, put 2 bucks in the freaking can at the shopping center if you really want to help people with breast cancer, for Christ's sake!! Stop talking on facebook and give money!

   Poke me again, and I will stab you.

   I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...

   Some people should come with subtitles.

   Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......

   You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!

   to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"

   Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.

   I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate

   Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas

   its better to lose a lover then to love a loser

   OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.

   Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.

   Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.

   Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.

   Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?

   i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..

   I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.

   Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!

   Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.